Don't you hate it when someone tweets something AWESOME and you can't RT it because there isn't enough space? (I work off Hootsuite - a great way to ride on the coattails of other people's brilliance). Well, that happened me to a little while back. And I thought it was so snort-worthy, I saved it for a day I wanted a giggle.
So, for your pre-Christmas treat, I give you the funniest tweet I wish I wrote:
Google: "I have everything!"
Facebook: "I know everybody!"
Internet:"Without me, you all are nothing."
Electricity: "Keep talking, b&!#%s."
Your Turn: What's your favorite funny tweet / pithy quote?